Consumer Alert: Defective Syrup Lids

So I finally get around to buying another gallon of syrup to refill our bottles that have been empty for a week. I leave the store, pick up the boys from school, and ask them to help carry in groceries when Bob says there is something sticky on the floor. Turns out the GALLON bottle of syrup has lost its lid and has completely emptied all over the floor of my van. Couldn't it have just been red koolaid? Atleast that's not sticky. So after scraping 1/3 a gallon up with a serving spoon, I decided i'm just too fat to be shampooing the van myself, besides the fact that I don't have a shampooer. I decided the $40 to get the van detailed was well worth it. Of course, by the time they added in an extra $10 for the back door and the bit on the seat, plus $15 to wash the outside (I felt like splurging), I don't think I'm going to complain too much since they did such a good job. The only problem is that I still don't have any syrup! I guess you can't have everything.