dear readers. i apologize for being so callous and insensitive.

Obviously, I still haven't grown out of my awkward and offensive pre-teen social awkwardness.

Obviously, I still have the amazing ability to be self-centered and entirely oblivious to any one's point of view but my own.

I'm sorry you all had cancer.

I'm sorry you have loved people suffering from cancer.

I'm sorry my friend is dealing with it now.

I still hope it ends up being our salvation from the ravages of the radioactive fallout from World War IV.

(Is this what depression is like? Random days of unexplainable fits of crying and mood swings? I'm so over it.)

(Or did I just offend all of you who are really suffering with depression by likening my emotional stablilty to your clinically diagnosed life challenges?)

I'm sorry you have depression. It must suck the life out of you, because this slump is really taking it out of me. And if it's just the low blood sugar result of fasting for two whole meals for the first time since I started having babies, I'm not sure I'm up to the task.



Well, we'll see you when my mood improves. Did I mention I was sorry for being an ass? Can I stop crying now?

I get the feeling I'm going to regret posting this as soon as I hit the button, but what's life without a few regrets, eh? Like I have any pride left.