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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Life's Problems, Solved. One Blog Post at a Time.

Question: How do you get your husband to stop tickling you?

Answer: Why, jerk your knee reflexively and accidentally ankle him in the head, of course. Preferably the really sharp edge of the outside of the ankle, and right on top of the noggin where it's tenderest. Just don't expect him to be able to stand upright unassisted for a good 5 minutes after.

Next up: how to get him to do all the laundry (washed and folded and put away) with out ever even mentioning that it needed done.

4 comments:

Melissa said...

shouldn't laugh. did.
sorry to the hubby lol

Rock, Paper, Scissors said...

That has to be the best teaser line I've ever been drawn too, I eagerly await your next post.

Rock, Paper, Scissors said...

That has to be the best teaser line I've ever been drawn too, I eagerly await your next post.

Wonder Woman said...

Usually my knee-jerk reaction hits the hubs in a more....."sensitive" area. True story. Not on purpose. I always tells me he tickles me at his own risk.