A Conversation that May or May Not Have Happened

Brother 1: So I went to this high speed driving school and they told me to rent a car, preferably a Dodge Magnum, and to get the full coverage insurance and if it broke down they'd tow it to a different location for the rental company to come get.

Brother 2: Can you use just any old car from a rental company? What about the speed governor?

Brother 3: Yeah, my governor kicks in at 95 mph.

Sister 1: It kicked in at 85 in my green car!

Retired Policeman Father to DPS Officer Brother in Law: You need to come hear this. He says was going 95 mph on the way up.

DPS officer brother in law: What??? I was only going 93!