Forky Fork Fork. No Vampires.

I have no legs or arms but I still eat with a fork everyday, What am I? A snake.

How do you raise a baby elephant? With a fork lift truck!

What sound does a fork make when you drop it down the stairs in China? Ching Chong Chang Ching.

What do you do to welcome your best friend home from 10 days in Switzerland? Why, give her a good forking, of course. Forks in the kitchen, forks in the front room, forks in the printer, in the desk, in the birdcage. Forks in the shower, forks in the blender, forks in her shoes, on her pillow, in the oven (you found that one before you turned it on, right??).

Welcome back, Shelly. Oops, I forkot. There's one in the butter, too.