The toilet seat broke. Both hinges. I didn't think the saddle bags were getting that big, but ok.
And that's not even the worst part. The worst part is that the bolts were so corroded (don't get metal hinges on your toilet seat) that Fred had to hack saw them off. The question that I'm not going to ask myself is what was the cause of the corrosion in the first place. Not sure I want the answer to that one with 3 boys using the facilities.
Although if I really think about it, it's probably due to the fact that I hate the noise of the fan so I never turn it on when I shower and the toilet ends up sweating from all the condensation. Yeah, that's it. Maybe that's what broke the handle off the sink faucet, too. Or maybe that one was my super human strength. Well, the better to sell the house with, new bathroom stuff, right?
And that's not even the worst part. The worst part is that the bolts were so corroded (don't get metal hinges on your toilet seat) that Fred had to hack saw them off. The question that I'm not going to ask myself is what was the cause of the corrosion in the first place. Not sure I want the answer to that one with 3 boys using the facilities.
Although if I really think about it, it's probably due to the fact that I hate the noise of the fan so I never turn it on when I shower and the toilet ends up sweating from all the condensation. Yeah, that's it. Maybe that's what broke the handle off the sink faucet, too. Or maybe that one was my super human strength. Well, the better to sell the house with, new bathroom stuff, right?
Hey dad, whatcha doing? Where's that toilet plunger I like to play with? Whatcha do with it? Can I have it back?
1 comments:
What's even better is when the bolts connecting the toilet to the floor corrode so bad that there is nothing holding it down except the wax ring and the grout from the horrible tile job the previous owners did on the floor. Yep, my kids' toilet is only grouted to the floor. Someday that might change, but we'll need $ for new tile and a new toilet first so we can actually do it right!
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