Questions from a Super Bowl Virgin

To tell the truth, I've never sat through an entire Super Bowl. This was my first time, and I have a few questions.




Question #1: How do the players spit and not get it all over their face mask? I can hardly spit not wearing a face mask and not get it all over myself. Talk about talent.

Question #2: How exactly do they get that line on the screen? I thought it was computer generated like on a green screen and pasted in there but Fred said something about lasers so now I'm really curious.

Question #3: Did you see the cheat sheet on the QB's wristband? Does that take all the fun out of the game or does it make it more fun for the control freaks?

Question #4: Is it me or should Bruce Springsteen not have been sliding across the stage on his knees? Little old? I guess I'm just not as big a fan as some.

Question #5: Is the Steelers #74 really named Colon? Poor guy.

Question #6: Do you agree with me that the best two commercials were 1. the insects stealing the coke and 2. all the celebs sending their gold memorabilia in to cash4gold.com?